This week, Justin and Doug discuss the hilarious long term and unintended consequences from lies that are told to kids. Utilizing some stories told from Cracked and Buzzfeed as well as their own personal experience, the dorks imagine the awkward situations that will arise when someone refers to the turn lane as a “suicide lane”, when a ceiling light is called an “uplight”, or when a child is told that is they keep misbehaving, the coyotes will get them.

Things are wrapped up in a throw-down with the Transporter, Frank Martin, vs. John Wick.

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